We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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