Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
