What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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