Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
im holly from the hills drunk
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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