We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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