Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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