i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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