Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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