If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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