what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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