Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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