I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
