Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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