Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
