So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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