fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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