All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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