Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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