sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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