Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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