She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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