i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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