I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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