Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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