That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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