these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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