Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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