Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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