ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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