he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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