You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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