btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
