Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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