Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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