I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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