Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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