ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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