There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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