About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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