No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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