remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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