As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
the raccoons are back...
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