im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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