On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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