Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
where are you?
Hypothermia
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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