I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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