Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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