I think i sorta joined a cult last night
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i think i just lost a toe
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
