he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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