I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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